they could be starlings

assassinregrets:

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

(via cameoappearance)

isawatree:

Songs of the River by patu-

officialstephencolbert:

fredgolds:

officialstephencolbert:

fredgolds:

fred and suzy probably have corresponding ‘best bitches’ necklaces

#fred also owns a ‘if found return to suzy’ t-shirt   #suzy of course has the ‘i’m suzy’ one

#I AM SHAMELESS AND THIS IS IMPORTANT  #my favourite thing abt these shirts is the concept of people using them????  #like ur at a fun fair and there’s this huge grown-ass sierra leonean dude just sitting by himself at a park bench  #'if found please return to suzy'  #and you go up like ‘hi can i help you??’ ‘i’ve lost my suzy’ #so you’re awkwardly wandering around with this huge dude who’s completely chill trying to find his suzy #you find his suzy but you realise she is just as much (if not more) of a jackass as he is  #surely to god they can’t be totally unsupervised just look at them  #'are you guys with a school group or something???' 'school group??? nah we're immortal deities we're thousands of years old'  #art swoops outta nowhere like ‘that’s enough guys!!! thank you so much’  #whisks them off before they can traumatise any more citizens  #(the tags of the shirts both say ‘if found together please return to art they are human disasters i don’t know how they got out’  #wow this got carried away i am full of garbage  #(i’m the real human disaster here let’s be real)

NO YOU’RE PERF AND THIS IS PERFECT

#fred and suzy just #invading various earth events like troublemaking is their job #and trying to explain it away to mortals like ‘it’s ok we’re immortal’ #’we can do these things’ #art constantly retrieving them #sometimes he sighs so hard that a faraway interstellar gas cloud collapses into a star ahead of schedule #even better if fred and suzy get even more ambitious with their excuses #’it’s ok’ #’we’re friends with the new architect’ #’you may have heard of him’ #they WOULD #as hundreds of clueless mortals are left in their wake #man these 3 are everything

chazkeats:

autisticenjolras:

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

(via rudyards)

(via rukafais)

youarelookingatthis:

johanirae:

ninemoons42:

tomhazeldine:

I like how Natasha always cares about other people’s safety before hers.

Can the Man of Steel do that? No he can’t.

In other words where the hell is my Black Widow movie?

When HYDRA was in pursuit of her in the CATWS movie, I wondered why Nat kept running straight, when a zig zag pattern would have made her harder to hit. It just now occured to me, if she HAD ran in a zig zag pattern while surrounded by innocent pedestrians in DC, the Winter Soldier’s bullets could have hit any number of people. She had increased the chances of her getting shot just to make sure more people got away.

I think this is one of the reasons she bonds so well with Steve.

(via shmergaberg)

Dude, I spent three days coming up with this investigation quest, please don’t make me roll bluff checks for all 153 NPCs because you’re just going to yell “j’accuse!” at them.

A mildly frustrated DM to the party Gunslinger.

(via rukafais)

terminologist:

vintage/nature

terminologist:

vintage/nature

(via shmergaberg)

kyleehenke:

the fandom’s glory days may have come and gone but I will always be 100% homestuck trash

(via roachpatrol)


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via ikimaru)