they could be starlings

I’m not sure if you want to be the first place in my life.

Corrective text poem, courtesy of iOS 8

I don’t think that the government has been a good idea but it doesn’t matter if you don’t know how much I love you.

Predictive text poem, courtesy of iOS 8

fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

(via shmergaberg)

thoodleoo:

quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra?

thoodleoo:

quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra?

(via sineala)

harmalade:

watch out for cis people who ask you about your “true name” because they will try to bind you to the faerie realm so that you can no longer walk among mortals. make up a name so they let their guard down and you can steal their firstborn. 

(via rukafais)

eridongs:

perrierra:

what if instead of “show yourselves, corrupted children, I am the voice of forgiveness that will eliminate your calamitous forms” it was

"let’s do this shit"

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and as an added bonus:

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(via orchal)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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(via orchal)

chvrchingtons:

people grossly misinterpreting a character for their ship

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(via rukafais)